Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

manfiction:

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about

(via fotzepolitic)

hostmorke:

she-wolf-xxx:

wheretheslimelive:

Resurrected an old Bathory shirt that was dying a slow and painful death. Has this boring tassel dress for ages but now it’s worth wearing. Unfortunately the back of the shirt was too far gone to use.
Ahhhh the joys of unemployment.

Looks great!

Killin’ it.

hostmorke:

she-wolf-xxx:

wheretheslimelive:

Resurrected an old Bathory shirt that was dying a slow and painful death. Has this boring tassel dress for ages but now it’s worth wearing. Unfortunately the back of the shirt was too far gone to use.

Ahhhh the joys of unemployment.

Looks great!

Killin’ it.

[S]o tired of hearing hetero misogynists exclaim that they LOVE women. No, doofus… You love sex. Just because you have sex with women does not mean you love them, respect them, or care for them in any capacity.
  • School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
  • Student: why?
  • School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway
  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

The risk of liking neo folk and european history: fuckin’ neo-nazis.

fuck off and die, shitbags. 

soulbots:

So many photos of Lisa Marie are ruined by Tim Burton being included in them. 

WHY DOES HE SUCK ON A DOMINO KEYCHAIN?

WHY DOES HE SUCK ON A DOMINO KEYCHAIN?

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fandoms ruin tv shows

fandoms ruin tv shows

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generouslybitter:

#twitter #2014 #emergencykittens #halloween #photography #witch #Instacat #cat #kitten #cute #pretty #cone

generouslybitter:

#twitter #2014 #emergencykittens #halloween #photography #witch #Instacat #cat #kitten #cute #pretty #cone

Out of the black and into the ether.